Passionate Book Divas
Get Naked and Win!
As a world-renowned ass model, cleanliness isn’t an option.
I don’t know about everyone else, but I have an efficient pattern for taking showers that developed all on its own over the years.
Clean hair. Apply shaving cream. Soap down my hot bod. Rinse my hot bod. Shave. And voila! I’m clean and shiny, ready for a new day. I almost added brushing my teeth to the routine, but that just seemed like overkill.
The little kink in my cleaning routine has always been my man-pits. Women shave their armpits. Most men don’t. We like to keep a mini-afro hidden there so when we wear our wife-beaters to Wal-Mart, everyone will know, without a doubt, that we’re men. But deodorant clings to all that hair and the amount of liquid soap required to thoroughly wash out the old stuff could keep a family of five clean for a week.
Even my Axe Ultimate Woman Magnet body wash, made of skunk pheromones, white wine, and liquefied hardcover editions of the Twilight series and the Hunger Games, fails to purge the old deodorant without gooping on a handful.
So I decided to grab some bar soap. Lo and behold, the bar soap worked! But adding it to my routine had unintended consequences. The first day I was so intent on testing out the bar soap that I forgot to wash my hair and only realized it after I was drying off. The next time, I forgot to shave. Another time, I forgot to shave AND wash my hair.
Yeah. That tiny addition to my routine threw everything off. But I’m adjusting and hope that within the next year, I’ll be used to it. Because my man-pits have never been cleaner.
On a related note, I’m happy to announce a GIVEAWAY of my upcoming book, SWEET BLOOD OF MINE!! Up for grabs, an eBook and autographed 6×9 paperback!
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